Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from December 2005

Motion to Kiss My Ass

December 13th, 2005 · 11 Comments

Concurring Opinions digs up an interesting bit of trivia from 1996. Judge Moore gave the opinion that inmate Mathew Washington should not be allowed to file any motions in the court unless the motion was accompanied by a $1500 bond to ensure it was not frivolous. If the motion was valid, the bond [...]

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School woes

December 1st, 2005 · 5 Comments

A girl in New Jersey sued for… the right to be valedictorian?! The girl was allowed to be home-schooled for ‘unspecified disabilities’. As a result of the absence of distractions, she graduated with a GPA .055 higher than the nearest student. For a variety of reasons, the superintendent wanted to name the two students co-valedictorians. [...]

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Taxpayers end up buying lawyer a new house

December 1st, 2005 · 1 Comment

The same lawyer responsible for the previous lawsuit involving fost children also made news with his lawsuit against Washington State in 2000. He set a state record with a $22 million settlement to survivors of a driver killed in a car crash involving a man who was on a community-supervision portion of a 3rd degree [...]

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Blame those who weren’t there, that’s right

December 1st, 2005 · 1 Comment

In King County, WA a group of foster kids beat up a Somali refugee, but according to the legal system, they aren’t to blame. The refugee’s lawyer claims that the beating was a result of negligence by the foster care system and that the kids should have been in a more restrictive environment. This [...]

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