Some people just can’t take a joke. I should know. I write them for a living, well long enough to keep me in the bar an extra hour on weekends…as long as I’m drinking water…and if you consider IHOP a bar. But some people can’t take a joke, and they take it too far like [...]
Entries from April 2006
Heeeeeeeeeere’s My Attorney!
April 21st, 2006 · 5 Comments
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The Da Vinci Load
April 13th, 2006 · 14 Comments
Anything as wildly popular and profitable as “The Da Vinci Code” was bound to become the victim of some wild, unsubstantiated idea theft lawsuits. People claiming his idea for the book wasn’t really his. People claiming he plaguerized passages from other books. People claiming Leonardo Da Vinci came up with the Mona Lisa first. Well, [...]
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Falling Down Drunk
April 7th, 2006 · 15 Comments
There’s nothing funnier than someone falling down. It happens, but when you’re there to witness it, that only makes it sweeter. It’s like finding a lucky penny on the sidewalk except it’s not a penny but a large lump of a man who wandered out of Bennigan’s and on to the pavement because he kept [...]
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