Sometimes the dumbest lawsuits are the ones that don’t happen. No you haven’t landed in “Wonderland” Alice. That makes both grammatical and existential sense. So put down that ecstacy and keep reading.
LONDON, England (The Telegraph) — An insurance firm has stopped the circulating of birthday cards for staff to sign amid concern that light hearted [...]
Entries from November 2006
We’ll Just Pretend You’re Immortal
November 25th, 2006 · 1 Comment
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Don’t Fear the Cheese
November 24th, 2006 · 1 Comment
When I was a little bitty kid, there was nothing on this scarier than a 6 foot tall mouse that brought you pizza. Sure pizza was your favorite food, but the mouse always had that huge evil smile on his face and you know pizza was just being used as bait to lure you into [...]
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The Doctor Will Sue You Now
November 16th, 2006 · No Comments
Ain’t babies grand? They are just these little bundles of joy you could hold in your hand and stare for hours because the sheer joy and raw emotion of a newborn baby just makes all the pain, suffering, turmoil, worry and bother in the world melt away with the simple sight of a baby’s smile. [...]
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You Can’t Always Get What You Want
November 15th, 2006 · 1 Comment
Here’s the situation: You’re looking forward to the first night you’ve had since you and your hubby became parents who get less sleep than a Starbucks taste tester. You’ve hired a babysitter to watch the kids, you’ve got reservations at a fancy restaurant and you’ve got front row seats to the Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger [...]
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You Can’t Spell “Borat” Without “R-A-T”
November 13th, 2006 · 1 Comment
You knew with a movie as successful as “Borat” that it was only a matter of time before one of its unsuspecting victims brought his lawyer to the courts. I’m just surprised that it was one of the drunk frat boys in the film who got the first crack. Who knew Bluto and Otter had [...]
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