Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from November 2006

We’ll Just Pretend You’re Immortal

November 25th, 2006

Sometimes the dumbest lawsuits are the ones that don’t happen. No you haven’t landed in “Wonderland” Alice. That makes both grammatical and existential sense. So put down that ecstacy and keep reading. LONDON, England (The Telegraph) — An insurance firm has stopped the circulating of birthday cards for staff to sign amid concern that light […]

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Don’t Fear the Cheese

November 24th, 2006

When I was a little bitty kid, there was nothing on this scarier than a 6 foot tall mouse that brought you pizza. Sure pizza was your favorite food, but the mouse always had that huge evil smile on his face and you know pizza was just being used as bait to lure you into […]

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The Doctor Will Sue You Now

November 16th, 2006

Ain’t babies grand? They are just these little bundles of joy you could hold in your hand and stare for hours because the sheer joy and raw emotion of a newborn baby just makes all the pain, suffering, turmoil, worry and bother in the world melt away with the simple sight of a baby’s smile. […]

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You Can’t Always Get What You Want

November 15th, 2006

Here’s the situation: You’re looking forward to the first night you’ve had since you and your hubby became parents who get less sleep than a Starbucks taste tester. You’ve hired a babysitter to watch the kids, you’ve got reservations at a fancy restaurant and you’ve got front row seats to the Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger […]

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You Can’t Spell “Borat” Without “R-A-T”

November 13th, 2006

You knew with a movie as successful as “Borat” that it was only a matter of time before one of its unsuspecting victims brought his lawyer to the courts. I’m just surprised that it was one of the drunk frat boys in the film who got the first crack. Who knew Bluto and Otter had […]

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