Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from December 2006

Vince McMahon’s an Ass

December 31st, 2006

We often see lawsuits filed by asses. It’s a pretty common thing around the office. But this is the first time that an actual “ass” files a lawsuit against another ass. What a day. It looks like Santa finally got my letter. (From ProWrestling.com) — The creators of the animated series “Assy McGee” have a […]

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Who Careys?

December 29th, 2006

One of the most stupid concepts on the face of the planet is celebrity. People who are famous for being famous. In this world, you should have to be famous because you can do something — write, act, cook a waffle tasty enough to bring grown men to their knees. Here we have two women […]

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Do’h vs. Wade

December 28th, 2006

Abortion is one of the most devisive issues in this country behind gay marriage, social security reform and whether or not Mel Gibson should be tarred and feathered or caned. The argument, as I understand it, is exactly where life begins. That’s also the basis behind this argument against Planned Parenthood. According to Abovethelaw.com, a […]

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And This Little Piggy Cried “Wii, Wii, Wii” All the Way to the Bank

December 21st, 2006

There are a million (exactly) reasons gamers could sue video game companies for screwing with and destroying their lives: lack of exercise, meaningful relationships, emotional attachment to something with a soul. But some people have taken task with the new Nintendo Wii because the straps. Apparently, the straps are the reason they don’t have lives. […]

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Wreckcoon

December 21st, 2006

What’s the worst thing that could happen to an NFL quarterback? Getting sacked by the opposing team? Getting sacked by the opposing team’s coach? Getting sacked by the opposing team’s guy who puts the cheese on the nachos? How about getting sacked by the opposing team’s mascot.   (From LegalReader.com) — Quarterback Adrian McPherson, who […]

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