Dumb Lawsuits

Remember when the RIAA (motto: we put the “sick” in music) sued a bunch of music lovers for illegally downloading music turning average Joe Granny into a threat to American freedom? Those were pretty dumb. But now it just got dumber. Some of the victims claiming that the evil RIAA have ruined their lives are [...]

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There are a lot of things that can tear at the fabric of our nation: war, violence, terrorism, blind ignorance. But there’s one thing that if not confronted head on could quickly send the spirit of our nation spiraling down the drain like a hair clog of doom: lack of confidence in our condiments.
LOS [...]

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Everybody sing along! It’s the most wonderful time of the year, with your all your friends yelling that their lawyers will be telling to sue until you can’t feel your rear, it’s the most wonderful time of the year…
According to a feature story posted at Lawyers.com (motto: we suck the fun out of everything [...]

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There’s three women on this Earth who could be one of the four horseman of the Apocalypse in disguise, it could be (a) Leona Helmsley, (b) my ex-girlfriend or (c) Oprah Winfrey. So why in God’s green Earth would want to file a lawsuit against the big O?
According to TMZ.com (the same website that infected [...]

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We’re pretty spoiled in America. We have it better than most countries. We can eat more food in one hour than some people can see in their whole life and blame it on a thyroid problem. We can own more guns than a small South African militia and claim it’s part of expressing our patriotism. [...]

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