Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from January 2007

Ad Nausea

January 26th, 2007

Viagra — where would we be without it? Well, we’d probably be about 30,000 less people and the evolutionary chain wouldn’t have been slowed down to the crawl of a snail tied to a rock that’s part of the Devil’s Tower.

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Homeless, Schmomeless

January 24th, 2007

There’s dumb lawsuits and then there’s DUMB lawsuits. Ok, when I said DUMB the second time, I said it really long and low. You can’t tell because it’s a line of text and not the tones of a real human voice. Damn you technology, you win again.

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Borat (Excuse Me, Cohen) Speaks

January 16th, 2007

Ever since his movie turned his alter ego into a household name and his character into an impression that co-workers with low self-esteem and poor personalities would try to imitate, Sacha Baron Cohen, better known as “Borat,”┬áhas remained relatively silent except when he’s wearing his 70’s porn star mustache, even while some of the poor […]

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A Worm in Apple

January 14th, 2007

This week marked the premiere of another new technology to be unleashed on mankind. Hold on, it’s not something that will help us learn or evolve or become better human beings because it’s a new cell phone. That’s right, the most inhumanne, evil, abhorrent of mankind’s creations since the Flowbee just got a little more […]

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Warning: Do Not Read This Blog While Showering

January 10th, 2007

Sometimes the dumbest lawsuits aren’t the ones that make it to the courts. It’s the steps people have to take to prevent them from happening. To me, those are sadder because they don’t just show dumb humanity has gotte. It shows just how dumb we think humanity has become. I hate to say, but sometimes […]

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