Dumb Lawsuits

Viagra — where would we be without it? Well, we’d probably be about 30,000 less people and the evolutionary chain wouldn’t have been slowed down to the crawl of a snail tied to a rock that’s part of the Devil’s Tower.

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There’s dumb lawsuits and then there’s DUMB lawsuits. Ok, when I said DUMB the second time, I said it really long and low. You can’t tell because it’s a line of text and not the tones of a real human voice. Damn you technology, you win again.

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Ever since his movie turned his alter ego into a household name and his character into an impression that co-workers with low self-esteem and poor personalities would try to imitate, Sacha Baron Cohen, better known as “Borat,” has remained relatively silent except when he’s wearing his 70’s porn star mustache, even while some of the poor [...]

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This week marked the premiere of another new technology to be unleashed on mankind. Hold on, it’s not something that will help us learn or evolve or become better human beings because it’s a new cell phone. That’s right, the most inhumanne, evil, abhorrent of mankind’s creations since the Flowbee just got a little more [...]

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Sometimes the dumbest lawsuits aren’t the ones that make it to the courts. It’s the steps people have to take to prevent them from happening. To me, those are sadder because they don’t just show dumb humanity has gotte. It shows just how dumb we think humanity has become. I hate to say, but sometimes [...]

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