Dumb Lawsuits

It’s not easy to offend people anymore but ironically, it’s much easier for people to say they are offended. It’s the ultimate Chinese finger puzzle. You pull on one end, and the other end pulls back and I might have just offended someone by saying pull.

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There’s about a thousand other ass puns I could write here, but why turn this blog into another Gawker website? Let’s just get to this story about an attorney bringing his donkey to court as a witness.

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If you don’t believe in the existence of God or have any doubts that He is watching over us and slightly loves us, read this. If you still don’t believe it after reading this, you are going straight to Hell, my friend. So pack your sunscreen.

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Jilted lovers of the world, rejoice! Not only do you have the once in a lifetime chance to get up, close and personal to the former lover who’s garbage you are rooting through every night, but you can also make money off of it! Watch out Edward James Olmos, better keep that checkbook handy.

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Whoever enacted this lawsuit against the city of New York is a real “blockhead.”

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