Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from April 2007

Take the Offended Bowling

April 28th, 2007

It’s not easy to offend people anymore but ironically, it’s much easier for people to say they are offended. It’s the ultimate Chinese finger puzzle. You pull on one end, and the other end pulls back and I might have just offended someone by saying pull.

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When You’re in Court, Watch Your Ass

April 25th, 2007

There’s about a thousand other ass puns I could write here, but why turn this blog into another Gawker website? Let’s just get to this story about an attorney bringing his donkey to court as a witness.

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RIAA Stands for “Really Idiotic Annyoning A-holes”

April 22nd, 2007

If you don’t believe in the existence of God or have any doubts that He is watching over us and slightly loves us, read this. If you still don’t believe it after reading this, you are going straight to Hell, my friend. So pack your sunscreen.

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Settle Down, Charlie

April 18th, 2007

Jilted lovers of the world, rejoice! Not only do you have the once in a lifetime chance to get up, close and personal to the former lover who’s garbage you are rooting through every night, but you can also make money off of it! Watch out Edward James Olmos, better keep that checkbook handy.

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Kindergarden Crap

April 15th, 2007

Whoever enacted this lawsuit against the city of New York is a real “blockhead.”

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