If there’s one cardinal rule of lawsuiting, it’s don’t mess with Coca-Cola. They’ve got the three things that make them an unmovable force of litigation: a load of cash, a load of lawyers and a load of lawyers made out of cash. Unfortunately, some Italian lawmakers learned that lesson the hard way.
Entries from April 2007
WWJD? (What Would Jesus Drink?)
April 12th, 2007 · 6 Comments
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Come Out with Your Pants Up
April 8th, 2007 · 3 Comments
First of all, if I did what the kid in this story did at my Catholic elementary school, I would have had said exposed part beaten off of me by a nun with a spiked ruler handed down to her by God Almighty. Those of you who are turned on right now can kill yourselves. [...]
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Chase Disasters that Don’t Start with “Chevy”
April 8th, 2007 · 6 Comments
Situation: Your daughter steals your car, gets into a car chase with police and wrecks your car in the process. Answer: Sue the insurance company for not covering the accident.
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Pardon Our Dust…
April 8th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Apologies are in order this week for our monumental crash that kept us from updating for almost a week. You may imaging spanking us if you like if it will make up for it. We will resume normal blogging duties next week and be playing some catch up today for the previous week.
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