I know it’s an extreme case of schadenfreude but there’s always a place in my heart for lawsuits that come from major food franchises against Mom ‘n Pop business who have similar names to their mediocre food. It’s just a matter of time before Burger King or Subway copyright the word “food” and the world [...]
Entries from May 2007
Feast on This
May 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment
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Deep Dished
May 25th, 2007 · 5 Comments
And now a follow up to a previous story we’ve done about a Madison woman who sustained injuries after opening a door for someone, presumably with her face. Her lawsuit’s ruling just came in and we’ve got a big update. What’s the update? She’s loaded.
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And now…PANTS!
May 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Sing along everybody! Oh I love pants! They make me want to dance, like I’ve got ants, stuck in my pants. Oh I’ll take a chance, by taking a stance, on the glory of pants. Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum…
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The Java Strikes Back
May 20th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Remember way back when when that old lady spilled a cup of McDonald’s coffee in her lap, almost burned off her first five layers of skin and won all of the money in the world as part of her damages? We’re not good at research here. Well, it’s happened again.
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I Can’t Acquit You
May 16th, 2007 · 4 Comments
In certain circles, the movie “Brokeback Mountain” is a masterpiece, a movie triumph, a touching story of love and betrayal. In other more narrow minded circles, “Brokeback Mountain” is the cause for most eye cataracts and astigmatisms. In Chicago, it’s the cause for a civil lawsuit.
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