Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from July 2007

Return from the Death…OF THE PANTS!

July 27th, 2007

I know we said we weren’t going to cover the Roy Pearson pants lawsuit case anymore because giving such a man so much cyber-time seemed unreasonable and pointless (our hits were dropping every hour). But we’ve broken our promise for a good reason. We have some good news and it’s not about Pearson spilling mustard […]

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Dance ‘Til You Drop and Then Sue

July 25th, 2007

Bars are just magnets for dumb lawsuits. People get plastered, do dumb things in them and then sue. It’s the circle, the circle of life.

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Bring it On

July 23rd, 2007

Where would be without cheerleading? Well, we wouldn’t have teenage high school cliques. We wouldn’t have low self-esteem in women everywhere. We wouldn’t have a reason to watch major league football. More importantly, we wouldn’t have stupid lawsuits like this.

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DEATH…OF THE PANTS!

July 18th, 2007

It’s officially over and I, for one, am sorry to see it go, mainly because I won’t get to do this anymore. (Sing along everybody!) Pants, we’ll miss you. Pants, we’ll kiss you (goodbye). You cover us so snuggly, whether you’re beautiful or ugly. Pants, we love you…always.

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Playing with God

July 16th, 2007

I don’t pretend to know if there’s a God or not. That’s why I don’t kill, I don’t kicked puppies and I still capitalize his name just in case. I don’t know if he’s there, but if he is, I’m sure he could righteously kick my ass. That’s why I don’t envy this poor schmuck.

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