Dumb Lawsuits

Despite the fact that the judge lost his multi-million pants suit, the cleaners on this suit lost their pants. Looks like the pants are on the other hairy ass now.

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Patriots fans have a lot to complain about. Their coach was caught in a huge cheating scandal. Their team is has a better chance of winning Wimbledon than winning the Super Bowl. Everyone in Gillette Stadium is crying. They have every right to take on the Patriots themselves. That’s why it’s weird that a [...]

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Whether you’re a hardcore fundamentalist or a raging atheist, they can both agree that filing a suit against God is dumb for two reasons: (1) his lawyers could have OJ Simpson’s lawyers convicted for killing Nicole Brown Simpson, and (2) he’s goddamn God.

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Our favorite suit happy prisoner is back behind the plantiff’s desk and this time, he’s turned his tort of terror against another celebrity defendant.
According to the Associated Press, Jonathan Lee Riches, a federal prisoner in South Carolina, has filed a lawsuit against Martha Stewart.

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We were always on the side of the Rutgers players’ when it came to Don Imus’ comment-gate because it was dumb, inappropriate and (worst of all) un-damn-funny. It’s one thing to say something shocking in order to make a satricial point, but Imus’ “nappy-headed-hos” crack really made no sense. That doesn’t sound like something a [...]

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