Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Entries from October 2007

Hold the Gravy…

October 30th, 2007

Here comes another one of my favorite greatest hits: the I-split-something-on-myself-and-decided-to-sue-the-restaurant-for-burning-the-skin-right-off-of-my-bones suit. You can’t turn your back on a classic.

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You Mothers

October 25th, 2007

Where would we be without our mothers? I’ll tell you, we’d be lost little children in grown up clothes roaming the streets at night in search of love, affection, attention and those home baked cookies with the bits of marshmallow baked right into them. We would be blobs of lost humanity.

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Death (and this time we mean death)…OF THE PANTS!

October 25th, 2007

It looks like the sad sorry saga of the sodding pants may finally be coming to another close, although giving this man’s tenacity, amount of money and legal suicide, he could be sending legal representation from the afterlife.

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Top Ten Lists that Aren’t Delivered by Gap Toothed Freaks

October 19th, 2007

The dumb suit well is running a little dry today, but luckily we’ve found 10 of them that another site compiled. All we have to do is link to them and our work is done and we can go back to watching “Ghost Hunters” in our underpants.

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More Broken Flowers

October 19th, 2007

I don’t know we suddenly have an influx of flower related lawsuits, but it starting to make this place smell like a Bath and Body Words next to a sewage plant. We should really get that looked at.

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