Normally the words “Jello” and “college dormitory” have my full attention and undying enthusiasm. Meet the lawsuit that made college Jello wrestling more frustrating to watch than a scrambled Playboy Channel.
Entries from January 2008
There’s Always Room for Oh-No
January 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment
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The Impact of an Accident
January 24th, 2008 · 6 Comments
What happens when you sue the family of the man who ran over with your car for the damages to your car? I mean, other than you’re going straight to Hell on a Greyhound bus made out of the flesh and bones of child molesters and Nazis…
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They Write the Sad Songs
January 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
For years, the RIAA has been going after people for millions for something as simple as downloading a couple of songs. Now they are helping the world prove that not only is there a God, but he also loves us very very much.
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Look Before You Leap
January 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments
This suit literally makes me want to jump off the tallest thing I can find, not so I can kill myself but so I can sue someone.
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An Unhappy Mother’s Day
January 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments
I’ve never read a story that made me want to cry and laugh and then cry even more for laughing at the thing I was just crying at, not since the 2000 Presidential Election.
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