On the one hand, I really can’t blame this guy for falling asleep in class. We’ve all done it, even the honor roll students nodded off every once in awhile during the English teacher’s Ayn Rand lecture. On the other hand, I also can’t blame this guy for filing a lawsuit because his obvious lack of intelligence shows he really didn’t stay awake during class very often.
According to the AP, a student filed a lawsuit because her teacher woke him up during class.
The suit claims the teacher made a loud noise and caused severe injuries to his ear drum. The good news is he won’t have to take the hearing test the school district requires every year.
She made the noise by slamming her hand down on his desk. In my day, if the teacher slammed her hand down on the desk, that just means she missed.
7 responses so far ↓
1 David // Mar 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Man, we don’t do that any more, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
2 veronica // Mar 26, 2008 at 10:10 am
you should have to pass college before they let you file a lawsuit… he probably just needs more tuition money. hahaha
3 sara // Apr 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Does he honestly think hes going to win!!!!! maybe he should dream more
4 Michael Case // Apr 17, 2008 at 4:02 am
Figure this one out. The law from my understanding is Yes. Provided But I can be pretty stupid sometimes
5 virginia perusse // Apr 29, 2008 at 10:00 am
wow thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard you go to school to learn not to sleep!!!!!!!! sleep on your own time!!!!!!!!!
6 Jack & Lindsey // May 2, 2008 at 3:31 am
“According to the AP, a student filed a lawsuit because her teacher woke him up during class.”
It’s amusing how the person in question randomly changes gender half way through this sentence.
7 Smartarse // May 3, 2008 at 9:37 pm
“It’s amusing how the person in question randomly changes gender half way through this sentence.”
Yeah, he/she was filing the lawsuit to get the money for his/her sex change and/or some serious counselling.
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