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	<title>Comments on: Absolute Crap</title>
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	<description>A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.</description>
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		<title>By: A.Wierdo</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73671</link>
		<dc:creator>A.Wierdo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 08:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Would vodka leak from the speakers?
Would people lap it up?
Would virgin get sued for acohol give away,
and would people get jailed for drink-driving?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would vodka leak from the speakers?<br />
Would people lap it up?<br />
Would virgin get sued for acohol give away,<br />
and would people get jailed for drink-driving?</p>
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		<title>By: Tianna</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73615</link>
		<dc:creator>Tianna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol. I just have to laugh at the strange leaps in logic here. XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol. I just have to laugh at the strange leaps in logic here. XD</p>
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		<title>By: C.A</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73463</link>
		<dc:creator>C.A</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey that would work!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey that would work!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73278</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe Virgin radios could sue Absolut Vodka if they advertised their vodka to virgins?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe Virgin radios could sue Absolut Vodka if they advertised their vodka to virgins?</p>
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		<title>By: Radio Shots</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73269</link>
		<dc:creator>Radio Shots</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And if you hold your ear up to the speaker you get wasted!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And if you hold your ear up to the speaker you get wasted!</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/absolute-crap/comment-page-1/#comment-73265</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe they&#039;re starting up a vodka radio channel!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe they&#8217;re starting up a vodka radio channel!</p>
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