Dumb Lawsuits

This story started with a red bra and quite frankly, we don’t know or care what happened next because they had us at “red bra.”

According to the Toledo Blade, two men are suing each other over a car accident caused by a red bra.

Now we can probably picture in our heads how such an accident happened. There was a red bra somewhere on the road, possibly it’s former owner standing somewhere nearby…braless. And BOOM, you’ve got a 20 car pile up caused by slick road conditions from gallons of male drool.

But this didn’t happen that way. According to the story, the bra was hanging on a car antennae when it slipped off and got in the view of another driver. The driver swerved to miss it and flipped his car because the underwire in a bra flying at you at 100 mph plus can slice a man’s head clean off. Just be thankful your tongue isn’t there.

The weird part is the passenger of the driver in the flipped car is suing the driver for the accident. The owner of the bra got smacked with a littering ticket covered in cop drool.