Dumb Lawsuits

Sing along everybody! Oh I love pants! They make me want to dance, like I’ve got ants, stuck in my pants. Oh I’ll take a chance, by taking a stance, on the glory of pants. Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum…

According to the Belfast Telegraph, the owners of a dry cleaning business are facing a multimillion lawsuit over a pair of pants. But not just any pants, these are a special pair of pants. Some might say magical pants.

So what’s damn special about these pants? Can they help you travel in time? Do they cure some debilitating skin disease? Will they make you a better rapper?

Nope, they belong to a judge. The couple misplaced them. Dear God, a million dollar lawsuit? Were they the only pair he owned? It’s not like anyone would know he wasn’t wearing any behind the bench.

Gee, maybe pants are evil after all.