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APPEAL…OF THE PANTS!

August 16th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Just like Osama Bin Laden, Uwe Boll’s movie career and that guy in the store who likes to like to lick his fingers before sampling the grapes in the produce section, this is the story that just won’t die even though it should.

According to Reuters, Judge Roy “SpongeHead DumbPants” Pearson has filed an appeal for his multimillion dollar pants suit.

He filed a notice in the D.C. Superior Court for his appeal. The clerk who handled the docket for the notice burned her hand the first time she picked it up.

Seriously folks, what more can I say about this story that hasn’t already been said about the concept of intelligent design, UPN sitcoms and used gum? It serves no purpose and it’s even more useless to spend more time discussing it. So stayed tuned for the latest updates on the Pearson pants suit.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jen // Aug 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    These people should sue that man for harrassment!!!

  • 2 Julianus // Aug 29, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    Isn’t amazing how bad this world has become because we all feel money is the most important thing in this life.. IT’S NOT.. I would personally sue this man for my legal fee’s if i was these people then ask for 1 cent and a letter applogizing to me for how ever years this dumb judge is asking for!!.. TEACH HIM A LESSON!!

  • 3 Schultz // Apr 26, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Judging by this judges actions it appears that onl;y a judge can come up with a judgement. So who are we to judge or be judgemental with a judge that has poor judgement. Someone stop me, just don’t judge me. enough!

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