Dumb Lawsuits

Remember when you were a kid and you thought nothing could hurt you? Leave it to adults to rip the fun out of everything. If it weren’t for my parents, I could have become rich and famous with that homemade parachute I built when I was six.

LONDON, England (The London Telegraph) — A clown has had to stop blowing bubbles for children to chase after being warned it could be a safety hazard.

Tony Turner, also known as Barney Baloney, will now stick to clowning and juggling after being refused insurance by several companies which feared youngsters might slip on the bubbles’ residue.

An insurance company won’t ensure a man who blows bubbles? What’s next? Will they not ensure a magician’s assistant because she might be sawed in half?

The clown has been insured by an actor’s union, but they still refuse to let him blow any bubbles. Being allowed to make balloon animals that can explode in a child’s hands and destroy their eyes with rubber shrapnel is still OK.

This really shows why we need to stop reproducing as a species. Adults have now refused to let children have any fun. Adults aren’t supposed to have fun because their adults, but kids will be kids, and if you don’t let kids be kids, you know what they’ll become? Adults, and I don’t wan tto live in a world like that.