Ahh, the miracle of birth. It’s a wonderful site to behold. You’re brought into this world kicking and screaming after some stranger whacks you on the ass with the hand he just brought you into the world with. But all that screaming subsides when you’re delicately placed in the arms of your loving mother. Then five seconds later, you’re ripped from your mother’s arms by another stranger who whacks off the end of your penis.
According to the Associated Press, a mother found out she can’t sue the court for the way they completed her son’s circumcision.
She claims that she wasn’t happy with the way it was done. Where does she think she is? Supercuts?
She also claims she wasn’t consulted about having the procedure done even though she cleared it on a consent form before she went into the delivery. The lawyer asked the press, “Isn’t she allowed to change her mind?” Sure, as long as she can’t #*$&ing stop time!
She claims the hospital had a duty to confirm her decision once she made it. Then I guess the hospital also responsible for confirming the confirming, then they have a duty to confirm that confirmation of the confirmation and so on and so on and so on. Then when the baby turns 21, the mother decides its time to have the circumcision. Welcome to the world, little one.
6 responses so far ↓
1 F.D.N // Mar 6, 2008 at 3:32 pm
that poor kid
2 lisa // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Funny i bet the doctors didn’t have to confirm the delivery or the pain medications. Her son will thank her when he gets older unless he is always known as the little boy with the penis that mommy doesn’t like.
3 veronica // Mar 26, 2008 at 10:18 am
geez what did they do to it?
4 Me // Mar 31, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Cut someone’s genitals without the owner’s consent.
5 Schultz // Apr 3, 2008 at 7:53 pm
If she’s that concerned she could always get a job in the circumcision ward… I undertand it’s like a waitress’s job. That is, the pay isn’t that great but she’ll get lots of tips!!!
6 Sheree // Apr 4, 2008 at 2:16 am
just put a bow on it
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