Sometimes I hate my job. I mean, I love that I get to report and write sarcastic comments for a living and actually get paid real money to do it, but I hate that part of my job involves cycling through Google images for a picture of a man in a Speedo. Good thing the money I earn can buy a lot of whiskey.
According to Local6.com and The Naples News, a man sued his sheriff’s office for giving him a ticket because he was wearing a Speedo at the beach.
He claims they were being unfair. They should have given the officer who gave the ticket the Congressional Medal of Honor.
The man claims no one criticized him about his swimsuit before. That’s because suppressed laughter doesn’t technically qualify as a criticism.
The ticket claims the officer ticketed him because his, shall we say, peach basket was exposed. Well I’m sure the man didn’t do that on purpose. There’s so little real estate in one of those things that they pop out and make a surprise guest appearance all the time, um, according to a guy I know.
4 responses so far ↓
1 matt // May 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm
ummm now i have to start drinking
2 Schultz // May 16, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Well Matt…Again I agree with your reasoning….just save me a bar stool and I’ll have one with you…. have a great day!!!
3 Schultz // May 26, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Hey there IvanaDumpalot if your going to name call make sure there is a correct word to describe it….There is no such word a “fagit”. Buy a dictionary…wait can you read??? The street slang of “fagit” means a queer, homo, etc… If that’s what you’re inferring with your comment then you should be aware that a person that accuses another of being a “fagit”, without knowing that person, has deep rooted concerns of their own sexuality and can only reassure themselves by trying to belittle another and thus throwing off the scent of their own inner cravings. Get in touch with yourself (sorry for the pun) and come out of your closet and be proud of your feelings…Whatever they may be. As always….Have a great day!
4 Talara // Jun 12, 2008 at 7:56 am
Concerning the man with the speedo’s that had his “home entertainment center” unintentionally catching some sun…I agree that he should have “first” been spoken to about the situation and seen to it that he departed &/or banned from the beach until he could be wearing a more appropriate bathing suit/trunks. Or..it would be best for him to stick to nude beaches.
To me it sounded like the cop didn’t want to bother knowing the “Truth of the Situation”. The cop is only interested in being a ticket pusher. Which leaves quite a number of citizens with a bad attitude towards cops in general.
Have a Great Day…..!!!
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