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Death…OF THE PANTS!

September 30th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Despite the fact that the judge lost his multi-million pants suit, the cleaners on this suit lost their pants. Looks like the pants are on the other hairy ass now.

According to the Washington Post, the owners of the dry cleaners in the Judge Roy Pearson pants case will have to close their store.

It’s sad day for pants everywhere. My pants are crying as we speak. Wait, those aren’t tears.

Family members claim the owners only want to put this ugly saga behind them by closing the place. I suppose burning the evil pants is out of the question and requires approval from the Vatican.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Adam // Oct 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    People are so damn stupid they are just Pants

  • 2 Isabel // Oct 19, 2007 at 3:07 am

    Dammit the thing’s I can sue for..LOL.i BET I can sue the passport place for not giving my passport on time.I paid damm expedite fee’s..

  • 3 yolanda // Oct 19, 2007 at 11:05 am

    I can’t believe this what is big deal with the pants, cry me a river for goodness sake.

  • 4 John // Oct 20, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    maybe i should sue this one guy because i broke my hand…while i was punching his face!

  • 5 ronilb // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    well the judge got fired so… i guess thats justice sort of… the dry cleaners of the world should band together and refuse to service him

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