Dumb Lawsuits

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Dr. Feelbad

July 6th, 2007 · 2 Comments

This just in: Tommy Lee realizes he looks dumb. In a related story, OJ Simpson just realized that in the eyes of others, he looks like a murderer. Film at 11.

(From Bodog Beat.com) - Mötley Crüe sued their manager, Carl Stubner on Monday, claiming he made business decisions with his own interests in mind and gave Tommy Lee bad career advice, which in turn tarnished the group’s bad-boy image. In a lawsuit filed by the band, the NBC series’ Tommy Lee Goes to College “inane overtones” made Lee look “incoherent, lazy and incompetent.”

The lawsuit also places blame on Stuber for the failure of Rock Star: Supernova. The show that allegedly forced Mötley Crüe to cancel 40 shows and lose more than $8 million in ticket and merchandise sales because of Tommy Lee’s new commitments, is also blamed for “diminishing the public’s interest in Lee and their overall perception of his musical talents.”

That’s right, it’s all his lawyer’s fault for making Motley Crue look dumb. After all, he didn’t stop them from doing music.

The story also reports the manager is holding their next tour hostage and want more than $20 million in damages. I wonder if we can claim the same thing for hearing damages.

The funniest part of the story is the “Tommy Lee Goes to College” realty show move. How could he think that show wouldn’t make him dumb? It’s reality television. The show attracts dumb like flies to a poop covered picnic.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kayla // Jul 16, 2007 at 11:08 am

    motley crue is one of the greatest bands on earth. that man did have his best interest at heart he knew that tommy has his own issues and would do anything to get alittle cash. the boys were not notified this until afterwards they did not know about the complete consequences. i would sue too if it is going to take millions away from me.

  • 2 ronilb // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    motley crue isnt dead yet… wow i guess he cant live off his social security

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