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		<title>By: Hilton Allsbrook</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-73892</link>
		<dc:creator>Hilton Allsbrook</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have been checking out some of your stories and it&#039;s pretty nice stuff. I will make sure to bookmark your site.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been checking out some of your stories and it&#8217;s pretty nice stuff. I will make sure to bookmark your site.</p>
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		<title>By: anthony</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-73410</link>
		<dc:creator>anthony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>by the way J. Z. FUCK YOU TOO. Blame it on emenim</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>by the way J. Z. FUCK YOU TOO. Blame it on emenim</p>
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		<title>By: anthony</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-73409</link>
		<dc:creator>anthony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and what have you done with your life there jz. i mean the initials seem to me that yoour imitating a bad rapper. JAY Z</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and what have you done with your life there jz. i mean the initials seem to me that yoour imitating a bad rapper. JAY Z</p>
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		<title>By: J.Z.</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-72999</link>
		<dc:creator>J.Z.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris is the worst actor to ever live.  If have seen his movies you know what im talking about.  Hey Chuck if by some chance you look at this exact web page in your life. FUCKYOU</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris is the worst actor to ever live.  If have seen his movies you know what im talking about.  Hey Chuck if by some chance you look at this exact web page in your life. FUCKYOU</p>
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		<title>By: ronilb</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-72649</link>
		<dc:creator>ronilb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if he was so unhappy he should have tried again, if at first you dont succeed try try again!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if he was so unhappy he should have tried again, if at first you dont succeed try try again!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: chuck norris</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-141</link>
		<dc:creator>chuck norris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 20:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I WOULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP ON FIRE WITH 10 TONS STRAPPED TO MY BACK... DO YOU 
KNOW WHO I AM?!! LOOK AT THE NAME BITCH... YEAH THATS RIGHT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I WOULD HAVE MADE THAT JUMP ON FIRE WITH 10 TONS STRAPPED TO MY BACK&#8230; DO YOU<br />
KNOW WHO I AM?!! LOOK AT THE NAME BITCH&#8230; YEAH THATS RIGHT!</p>
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		<title>By: EdBoy002</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-108</link>
		<dc:creator>EdBoy002</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the hell?

What do they keep in that 2 1/2 foot gap?

Paper?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell?</p>
<p>What do they keep in that 2 1/2 foot gap?</p>
<p>Paper?</p>
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		<title>By: Christopher H.</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-76</link>
		<dc:creator>Christopher H.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait? 2 1/2 feet away? How the hell did he miss? A kid can step 2 1/2 feet!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait? 2 1/2 feet away? How the hell did he miss? A kid can step 2 1/2 feet!</p>
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		<title>By: Cynthia</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-52</link>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really, it&#039;s too bad these people don&#039;t just die by their stupidity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really, it&#8217;s too bad these people don&#8217;t just die by their stupidity.</p>
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		<title>By: rednip</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-39</link>
		<dc:creator>rednip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oops, that&#039;s suppose to be couldn&#039;t.  So sue me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops, that&#8217;s suppose to be couldn&#8217;t.  So sue me.</p>
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		<title>By: rednip</title>
		<link>http://www.dumb-lawsuits.com/i-cant-jump/comment-page-1/#comment-38</link>
		<dc:creator>rednip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He survived a six story fall, but Superteen could fly 2 and a half feet?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He survived a six story fall, but Superteen could fly 2 and a half feet?</p>
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