Here’s some useless celebrity news that will make the people who write “Access Hollywood” puke in their cappuccinos. Some big name celebrities in Italy are getting called to the stands, big BIG names like Mickey Mouse and Tweety Bird. No, we’re not kidding. Stop asking us already.
According to the Associated Press, a typographical error in a court in Naples forced the court to issue subpoenas for a criminal case.
Uh oh, looks like Donald Duck is finally getting slapped with a decent exposure charge for not wearing pants in public. Finally.
The case is about the counterfeiting of some products with characters from the Disney and Warner Brothers universe, and the names of the characters were accidentally listed as witnesses. The only way cartoon characters could be mistaken as real people is about four ounces of acid. Don’t ask me how I know that.
One of the lawyers quipped, “Let’s hope the characters will not be prosecuted for failing to appear.” Especially Minnie Mouse, that bitch can fight.
5 responses so far ↓
1 tom // Jan 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Can reach Mr. Duck at the Mayor’s office in just about any major city in America. I know I’ve written him in for just about every office there is.
2 Melissa // Jan 16, 2008 at 10:31 pm
LMAO Tom And by the way, Pluto is very good about fetching my Sunday paper!!
3 Schultz // Apr 26, 2008 at 8:46 am
Talking about Minnie Mouse I understand that Mickey divorced her. He stated that she was crazy… Yeah, He said that she was f–king Goofy!!
4 ACE // Jun 17, 2009 at 8:21 am
The paper had a typo error .. Fine accepted dumb mistake … The court issued subpoenas, now that is very interesting … Who the f**k is gona show up … Tell your honor to do a tinnie MINNIE research next time he takes a retarded decision
5 joey // Mar 19, 2010 at 3:06 pm
lol talk about charictrer (bad spelling) witneses lol
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