Whether you’re a hardcore fundamentalist or a raging atheist, they can both agree that filing a suit against God is dumb for two reasons: (1) his lawyers could have OJ Simpson’s lawyers convicted for killing Nicole Brown Simpson, and (2) he’s goddamn God.
That didn’t stop State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Nebraska from filing a lawsuit against the Big Lug for “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants,” according to the Associated Press.
Here’s the messed up part. Ernie got a response. Thou art screwed now.
The response said that because He is a divine being, he is exempt from any and all Earth laws. That’s right, God can jaywalk. Why? Because he’s #*$&ing God, mother#*$$*.
He also claims that he isn’t responsible for man’s suffering because He gave man free will thereby relieving Himself of any and all responsibility. Oh my God, I mean goodness. God sounds like a lawyer. We’re all doomed!
15 responses so far ↓
1 mei li // Sep 26, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Do you know what? Yes, I completely agree that this is a ridiculous lawsuit; but am also very offended and hate the language used in describing Lord!! God is holy and deserves all praise, honor, and respect! His name should never be found within the context of this kind of language!
2 damiansadi // Sep 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Chill out, if there’s anything I have learned in this life its this; God has a sense of humor and is not afraid to use it. So, either we are all wrong and going to whatever Hell, or you were a good person and get to watch His stand-up every Thursday night.
3 shalluv // Oct 5, 2007 at 1:04 pm
yes, I agree that God has a wonderful sense of humor, but you can have a sense of humor without the offensive language.
4 donnie harrison // Oct 18, 2007 at 10:39 pm
State Sen. Ernie Chambers, STATE SENITOR, doing something that stupid has to of ruined his political career. I’ll never stop laughing at this.
5 James // Oct 24, 2007 at 3:07 pm
what offensive language is this, then?
i think we’re doing god a favour by blaspheming
6 Logan Hape // Oct 24, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Cursing is to show no knowledge of a stable insult, claiming god has foul language is absurd in the least sense, if there is a god (I’m athiest) then in essence a god would be a divine entity causing him to not speak, let alone curse, he would simply do, no thought, no spken word, just do.
So for all you people who even bothered protesting or claiming the lawsuit was ideal, I have this to say to you ; your idiots, no one cares, and if some power happy senator wishes to attempt to sue some (one/thing) then let him waste his breath, because it is obviously going to do absolutely nothing.
7 dtlwheels // Nov 11, 2007 at 2:23 am
cut out the cussing
8 NecroJack // Nov 21, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Hahaha….This is the country founded on freedom of religion, yet Catholics and Christians are always telling us what to think, do, or say, because if you don’t then you’ll go to hell. Regardless of the fact we have laws that are supposedly there to prevent people from taking actions such a these…I love this country sometimes.
9 A Catholic // Dec 22, 2007 at 4:35 am
NecroJack… you’re going to hell.
10 Christi // Mar 12, 2008 at 2:30 pm
A Catholic … why is it that whenever someone doesn’t believe what you do we are going to hell. So what you believe in is a petty childish god. Who sits and pouts because he is called by another name. Hmmm I think I’ll pass on that belief.
11 h8tank // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:02 am
get over yourselves. if someone wants to put ‘f*ck’, and God in the same sentence, then so be it. Get over it! Besides, its not like he’s going to strike anyone down wi…….
12 ronilb // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:24 pm
wow i can feel the love on this page people curse cuz they have the vocab of a 3 year old any idiot can say 4 letter words
13 Schultz // Apr 26, 2008 at 10:30 am
Hey Ronilb, (When) (will) (this) (site) (just) (have) (love). (Wait), (won’t) (that) (make) (this) (site) (nice)? (Can’t) (have) (that).. Ooops, they’re all four letter words. Does that make me a 3 year old idiot? Sorry Ronilb just couldn’t pass it up. Have a great day.
14 Mizuha // Mar 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I’m Christian,but I don’t believe people are going to hell just because they don’t share the same beliefs.There are plenty of good people in other religions and I refuse to believe God is going to send them to Hell.I believe Hell is reserved for truly evil people like Hitler and such.A God who is meriful enough to send his son to save mankind is not the kind to send anyone to Hell who doesn’t truly deseve it.
15 William // Mar 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
Being good and doing good are not good enough. If you do good deeds to help others without glorifying the Lord, it only glorifies yourself. Heaven is for those who truly believe that there is a God and that He sent his one and only Son to be crucified for your salvation. If you are worried about where your family and friends are going for eternity, you should share your faith and set their eyes on Jesus. Faith in Him is the way to Salvation.
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