Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Global Warning

March 6th, 2008 · 16 Comments

You knew it would just be a matter of time before someone filed a suit against Al Gore to try and stop his global world tour of death, destruction and mayhem with Global Warming (and opening act Fall Out Boy). I’ll bet you’ll never be able to guess who wants to file it.

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Just Say No Way

February 26th, 2008 · 11 Comments

If you thought the round of RIAA lawsuits that asked for millions of dollars from people who downloaded a couple of songs without paying for them was nuttier than a Payday bar dipped in peanut butter and coated with a squirrel turd, then take a look at this.

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Lord I Was Born a Gambling Man

February 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments

Gambling is one of those vices that I tend to give some of its victims some slack. It’s easy to see how easy it can become an addiction. The adrenaline from watching a race that has your money on the line combined with the pipe dream of becoming so rich that you can afford to [...]

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Bad Restaurant Review? That’s a Paddling

February 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Since when do bad reviews merit a defamation lawsuit? If that’s the case, Uwe Boll, Britney Spears and just about every president in the history of the country could have a case to go to court.

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Circumdecision

February 12th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Ahh, the miracle of birth. It’s a wonderful site to behold. You’re brought into this world kicking and screaming after some stranger whacks you on the ass with the hand he just brought you into the world with. But all that screaming subsides when you’re delicately placed in the arms of your loving mother. Then [...]

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