Once again the well has run dry because Judge Roy Pearson didn’t spill any clam chowder on his special pants and went through an epileptic shock and had to sue the Campbell’s corporation for emotional distress. So we’ve dug deep into the web and pulled out this little gem, another compendium of the “Best of…” dumb lawsuits.
These suits came courtesy of columnist Gary Slapper of The London Times who picks the weirdest lawsuits in the world.
There’s the Wisconsin man who sued the maker of his television for making his wife fat and his kids lazy and incompetent. I wonder if it’s legal for someone to sue themselves for the same complaint?
There was the Russian man who sued NASA for disrupting the balance of the universe. Again, I wonder if it’s legal for someone to sue themselves for the same complaint?
Finally, the best of the best, is the Brazilian woman who sued her husband for failing to ever give her an orgasm. Once again, I wonder if it’s legal for someone to sue themselves for the same complaint?
8 responses so far ↓
1 justina // Nov 28, 2007 at 10:41 am
well i think that this is not good because who can sue their husband for not getting her an orgasim stupid
2 justina // Nov 28, 2007 at 10:42 am
that is so funny
3 Billy // Dec 12, 2007 at 6:19 pm
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb : sooooo dumb and stupid
4 Billy // Dec 12, 2007 at 6:20 pm
get a life crazy
5 Crest // Dec 23, 2007 at 10:43 pm
I like the one with the Russian guy :p
6 Chris // Jan 30, 2008 at 3:58 am
I have a solution. Find as many people as we can and sue the court system in a class action lawsuit for mental distress over frivolous lawsuits!
7 h8tank // Mar 19, 2008 at 9:35 am
I second that motion!
8 Schultz // Apr 26, 2008 at 9:15 am
For the Wisc. man: throw the remote away and place the TV 15 feet from any chair.
For the Russian guy: Sue your Russian space agency. No that wouldn’t work because they would just shoot him…End of lawsuit.
Woman can’t get an orgasim: I understand that you can lay your head on her lap and actuall hear the ocean.
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