Blaming NASCAR for all of your ills is like blaming the Devil, your dog or a half eaten jelly donut that lodged in your heart and put you in the hospital. It’s really, really stupid.
Still, one inmate decided to plow ahead and file his lawsuit claiming that NASCAR put him in prison, according to The Nashville City Paper.
The inmate claims that the racing sport influenced him to drive more than 135 mph on public roadways and land him in jail. I know what we’re all thinking: someone watched NASCAR long enough to be influenced by it?
His auto addiction also caused him to fraudulently use credit cards to purchase products advertised on NASCAR’s cars, such as Viagra. If only NASCAR was sponsored by products such as “Common Sense” or “Love, now with two scoops!”
He goes on to say that Jeff Gordon’s Dupont sponsorship poisoned him and may cause him to die in prison. Finally, who knew that Dupont was good for something after all?
44 responses so far ↓
1 chris laton // Mar 3, 2009 at 8:47 am
must of been black dumbass cornfield nigger
2 Fang // Mar 4, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Brain dead, I swear, the human race is doomed. This is why I don’t like humanity.
3 Schultz // Mar 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
They say that at the age 6 years old a child knows the difference between right and wrong….Maybe a few years in prison will help this jerk to mentaly progress to that of a 6 year old… Or, maybe not. Have a nice day!!!
4 marie // Mar 21, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I wonder what goes through these people’s minds when they do these things, very odd.
5 Fang // Mar 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I would love to see a MRI or cat-scan of this persons brain. I wonder what it would show.
6 Bill Morrison // Apr 21, 2009 at 8:11 am
I lift bicceps everyday
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8 Dylan Fremer // Apr 21, 2009 at 8:17 am
Im a stupid jigibu bout 4″ 6 and like the ween in my butt
9 Fang // Apr 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm
…..baka.
10 ur mommmmmmmy // Apr 24, 2009 at 11:45 am
berrrrry niceee, how muchhh?
11 Billy "Biceps" Morrison // May 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
i like big black ween in my butt
12 Fang // May 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Some of these comments on this page just prove my point about the human race.
13 Princess Bitch // May 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
Wow. I am offically ashamed to be a part of the haman race.
14 Fang // May 30, 2009 at 8:57 am
Sadly, I think many humans are reverting back to a primitive state, and many seem to not even want to use the logical side of their brains, much like aliterates choose to not read, even though they have the ability to.
15 Elianora // Jun 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I can’t believe that first comment. How much of an idiot are you, dude?
16 Fang // Jun 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I just coonot believe the ignorance of some people.
17 Korey // Jun 8, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I agree with Elianora
18 Jean // Jun 20, 2009 at 11:19 am
Hey Chris,
just how stupid can you be?
19 C.A // Jul 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I agree with Elianora that first comment that chris was so raceist. He was the only one on the response to say something so racial what a moron. I would say that comment does not deserve to be there.
20 Fuck chris laton (the bastard) // Aug 17, 2009 at 1:10 am
Hey chris….. Shove ur cock up ur motherfuckin ass and shoot urself in ur motherfuckin face cause nobody loves u!!!!!!!! U PROBABLY DID THAT!!!!!!!! fuckers these days y make um so racial
21 TT // Aug 27, 2009 at 12:23 am
Ya’ll NEED Jesus!!!!!!!
22 Taylor K. // Sep 4, 2009 at 6:56 pm
chris why i mean why even think about that. and i am not just saying that cause im black. i thing everyone in the human race is equal so dont even go to that.
23 Emerica // Oct 28, 2009 at 12:55 am
Heh all i can say in the end is that segregation ended before the cold war did. Despite some peoples obscure beliefs nobody says those thing anymore chris you f#&k.
As for our simpleminded speed demon / over impressional add follower. Maybe some time in the pen will straiten out your interprtiation of correct and incorrect?
24 bob barker // Nov 5, 2009 at 12:39 am
baka means idiot in japanese
25 ばか // Nov 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm
ばかばかばかばか
26 dude // Nov 11, 2009 at 1:34 pm
so much swearing, I belive fang though, lots of reason. As for the lawsuits, I blame the lawyer as well as the person. Our judicial branch is seriously messed up if doumb lawsuits could pass up…
27 ky // Dec 28, 2009 at 2:35 am
first off chriss your a dumb ass, racist, biggot and second that person suing NASCAR was probably your stupid KKK Nazi cousin you ass so take THAT!!!!! And dude who comented just above me of corse there is swearing, racism is a big deal and must be stamped out!
28 sexydrea // Feb 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Chris god hates ugly n u r that
29 madness // Feb 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm
wow chris, this is’nt the 1800’s get over yourself
30 Steve // Feb 17, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Well, these comments are interesting to say the least. Back to the story, this guy is an idiot. People need to be adults and take responsibility for their actions. This is the first time I have heard of someone being influenced to commit fraud.
With all the racial comments, this group may also find this lawsuit filed against a famous singer interesting. Hope it does not offend anyone as there is some stereotype humor.
31 orchiida // Mar 10, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Chris, this website is for humorous idiotic lawsuits that have occured in the past. Keep up your Bull**** and you’ll have a REAL Fu*king lawsuit on your hands. Racism is over, you a$$hole!!!!
32 Ashley // Mar 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Wow! Some of the people who have posted comments are just as retarded as the person suing NASCAR. WTF?? Misspellings, lack of punctuations, and let’s not forget the POS redneck “Junior KKK” member from the first comment. What’s funny is that fact that I see more WHITE trashy rednecks watch NASCAR more than anyone else, (not saying everyone who watches it is)I rarely see an African American watch NASCAR.
Orchiida-That’s the very attitude that causes some of these stupid lawsuits. Someone gets their feelings hurt and sues because there was a racial slur directed to them. Chris’s statement was wrong, period. Should someone sue over it? F**k No! Get over it, people get their feelings hurt on a daily basis, who cares? Apparently you still live in some fantasy world where everyone treats each other equally?? When you come back down to reality, check in at the front desk! Racism is still going on everywhere. Is it wrong and stupid? Very, but that’s life.
33 shakita // Apr 6, 2010 at 2:06 am
wtf?!! i didnt know black people actually watch NASCAR. where do people come up with comments like that? i guess we’ll never know.
34 Ariana // Apr 6, 2010 at 2:24 am
Hey! wow man you people make me laugh so much. I mean the things you guys say. if you get offended by this crap, then it mean that you haven’t accepted the world for what it has Changed and Growth over for centries.
35 lucy // May 4, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Honey its Tennessee only dumb a** rednecks live there
36 Ria says DFTT // Jul 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm
1. Chris is probably just a troll, happy to get the first comment. DFTT people. I’m black but i don’t validate him by feeling insulted- that would mean on some level I beleived him. Like if somone tried to insult me by calling me purple. Just imagine how excited he was when he saw we all responded to him as opposed to how frustrated and confused he’d be if no one even acknowledged him…pathetically checking his e-mail everyday.
2. This Lawsuit just shows how inept the government is at regulating its own laws and people. I’m not saying go communism or anything, but this guy pays to watch what he says is influencing and hurting him, and would probably go right back to it if he were able. There is another group of people who fit that discription: Drug addicts- and no one listens to them. So how did he manage to get a jury and everything?
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44 oogey boogey // Jan 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm
america for whites africa for black send them apes back to the trees SHIP THEM NIGGERS BACK! BAHAHAHAHAHahaha no im just kidding i like zhee black people i dont like niggers. nigger, if u go to dictionary.com chris, says ignorant person. not black person. we used to call them negroes or nigras nigger just became of the two words. ur a moron and so is whoever made the ‘jigibo’ comment. im gonna need u to learn how to spell. its jigaboo. dumbass.
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