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One Bad Apple

November 1st, 2007 · 3 Comments

This isn’t about a lawsuit, but it does involve a legal department and that’s close enough to us. Screw you, it’s a slow news day and I’ve got three hours to sleep. You don’t like it? Go spill some coffee on yourself at Wendy’s and call me.

According to CBS 13, a little girl who wrote a fan letter to Apple Computer got a cease and desist letter from their legal department.

The little girl, age 9, wrote a letter to Apple because she loved her iPod Nano so much, she wish she could dress it in a tuxedo and marry it.

She also sent them a list of ideas that she thought could make it better. She ended up getting a nasty letter from Apple warning her about sending them unsolicited ideas. The letter also reportedly told her that Santa didn’t exist and her mother didn’t love her.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Marcial // Nov 8, 2007 at 10:28 am

    are you kidding me? thats the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard of! if this is true then the crators of Apple are ass’ and a boycott should be held against (Creative is much better anyways!)

  • 2 Shotgun-toting guy // Nov 27, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Whoa.
    Now I have an even better reason to hate Apple computers…
    And yes, Creative IS much better than them.

  • 3 Billy Bob Joe // Dec 12, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    That is so retartid it is just so dumb

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