Dumb Lawsuits

A collection of some of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever to grace our courts.

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Some Parents Just Don’t Understand

August 13th, 2008

Some people should never become parents. You know the kind of people I’m talking about: parents who leave their kids in cars during the summer, parents who feed their kids fast food three times a day, parents who let their kids listen to Clay Aiken.

These parents never should have become one either after they let their child die of starvation and then sued the state for not taking action against them, according to the AP.
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Isn’t Jesus Supposed to Catch You When You Fall?

July 11th, 2008

I’ve always watched those evangelical preachers shows and wondered what happened to the people who faint and fall down when the preacher touches them? That’s easy, they sue the preacher.

A man in Knoxville did just that when he fainted in his church, according to The Tennessean.
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And She’s Buying the Stepladder to Heaven…

July 2nd, 2008

If you’re going to take a job that requires to do something more physical than move a mouse around a computer screen or filing out TPS reports, make sure you know how to use some of the dangerous equipment you’ll be using on the job like the band saw, the jackhammer and the step ladder.

According to the London Telegraph, a janitor is suing the school he worked for after he fell off a ladder on the grounds that they did not show him how to use it.
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Game Over, Jack

June 13th, 2008

One of the most notorious lawyers in the history of the universe is very close to getting his lawyer status knocked down a couple of notches by the swinging wrecking ball of justice.
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Some Smelly Air Fare

May 30th, 2008

Airports suck. You wait in long lines to wait in more lines where you’re pulled out of one line to wait in another line so you can go back in that line to get to another line that ends with (surprise!) a line.
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