Dumb Lawsuits

Sometimes I hate my job. I mean, I love that I get to report and write sarcastic comments for a living and actually get paid real money to do it, but I hate that part of my job involves cycling through Google images for a picture of a man in a Speedo. Good thing the money I earn can buy a lot of whiskey.
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Just a word of warning, if you’re going to search for the word “lesbian” on Google Images (and who hasn’t), make sure you’re not at work and if you are at work and your boss catches you, make sure you do it on the computer with the bigger monitor so he doesn’t have to strain his eyes to see. Companies are cutting back on vision plans these days, you know.
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A prison inmate who has filed lawsuits against everyone from Michael Vick to Martha Stewart (and who can blame him) has struck again.
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Student vs. teacher lawsuits have been around for as long as the blackboard. But recently they’ve been on the increase, only no one noticed until now because math scores are down.
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On the one hand, I really can’t blame this guy for falling asleep in class. We’ve all done it, even the honor roll students nodded off every once in awhile during the English teacher’s Ayn Rand lecture. On the other hand, I also can’t blame this guy for filing a lawsuit because his obvious lack of intelligence shows he really didn’t stay awake during class very often.
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