If you don’t believe in the existence of God or have any doubts that He is watching over us and slightly loves us, read this. If you still don’t believe it after reading this, you are going straight to Hell, my friend. So pack your sunscreen.
According to Slashdot, the RIAA has been filing a ton of lawsuits against people who download music, but a large majority of those aren’t being persued in the courts.
Oh what a glorious day in America! We’ve defeated the Third Reich, the Viet Cong, the terrorists and now the RIAA! It makes you want to climb the highest building and sing “God Bless the U.S.A.” until your vocal chords bleed.
In some of those cases, the RIAA have just been dropping their cases and quitting their legal pursuits. That’s right, their lawsuits have no merit and not enough longevity to mean much of anything. The same can be said for the majority of their music.
But it gets even better. While the courts aren’t letting some of those suits go forward, they are letting some of the RIAA’s victims countersue for damages. This story couldn’t better if it end with a large breasted naked blond and a dog that speaks Spanish.
10 responses so far ↓
1 John // Apr 30, 2007 at 6:08 pm
there is no god. god is an illusion that is created by the mind to deal with out empty existance. evoltion is great and there is not god.
2 Xeron // May 1, 2007 at 9:52 am
John, shut up. Evolution does exist, but I dont see how that proves there is no God.
3 mr handyman // May 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Everyone knows god exists cause in the beginning the Universe was created. Although this has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
4 securityman // May 4, 2007 at 12:42 pm
There is such a thing as seperation of church and state. Leave God out of it. If you believe, you believe. If you don’t, you don’t. End of story.
5 Believer // May 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm
There is to a God…for all yuo that dont believe you are beind tortured by the devil…if there is a devil than how is there not a God it offends me for people to not believe in God and for you to say hes imaginary its insulting…and there is no such thing of evolution….
6 DarknessFalls // May 21, 2007 at 11:14 am
Ok… this is an age of live and let live people. I myself am an agnostic. I have friends who are Christians, Pagans, atheist, and a bunch of other religions. You really shut out a lot of good people if you act so closed-minded.
7 Syre of Syn // May 22, 2007 at 3:55 am
in a world such as ours we need something to believe in or all hope for us is lost. who is to say that evolution isn’t just a tool GOD uses to make those who have proven their worth better or that GOD in and of itself is not just the manifestation of the colective conciousness of man, all of his good will, kindness and mercy as well as his malicious and sociopathic ways all aspects of his “children” wrapped up into a being of unimaginable force of will. It was said that god created man in its own image making us smaller versions of itself and giving us the power to change things around us but we needed wisdom with it and wisdom cannot be taught only learned with time so these powers given us were misused and so where taken away or at least put in a dormant state. who else has heard that the human mind is the most powerful weapon in existance? now you know why. it commands the ability to heal us all or destroy us and it seems we are using the aforementioned ability a bit too much.
8 Voice of Reason™ // Jul 27, 2007 at 12:26 am
The story had nothing to do with God, for God’s sake! There are a million other places to argue about God, you know.
9 A Catholic // Dec 22, 2007 at 5:46 am
you’re all going to hell.
10 Crest // Dec 23, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Believer, I just have one request… Shut the hell up please ^^
I believe in God, but there’s nothing wrong with atheism. I think that you’re “devil” is blinding you ^^
Evolution is pretty much fact now, but it was guided by god. And A Catholic, you need to shut the hell up too. You’re welcome to your opinion, but you shouldn’t voice it if it’s offensive like that. You make it sound like you don’t love us, like your presious savior commands ^^
Voice of Reason is right. This is not the place to debate God. Related to this article, haha. It’s about time those RIAA creeps got some of there own medicine!
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