Ladies, be warned. If you go to the clubs and feel like shaking that ass, wear some ass pads. (This message brought to you by the National Coalition of Ass Safety Awareness.)
NEW YORK (AP) — A woman who says she fell off a slippery bar and injured herself while dancing in a “Shake-It-Like-Shakira” contest is suing the Manhattan saloon that sponsored the competition.
Megan Zacher, 22, of Delanco, N.J., fell at Calico Jack’s Cantina on July 8, her lawyer, Lawrence Simon, said Tuesday. He said the fall caused a torn knee ligament that required surgery.
Simon said Zacher and two friends were celebrating a birthday. She had been at the crowded establishment about an hour, was working on her second drink and was dancing on the bar, vying for the $250 prize, when she fell, he said.
So, did she win?
The woman said at least 10 other women were dancing on the bar during the contest. She has several other friends and schoolmates with her but they chose not to participate in the contest because of space limitations, a $35 entry fee and a sense of self shame.
The lawsuit claims that the bar owners knew the contest was “dangerous and likely to lead to injury” and therefore should have been more proactive in preventing the accident. That’s right, let’s ignore the drinking, the smoking and the flirting that leads to unprotected sex. Butt shaking contests are the true faces of death at a bar.
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1 Lisha // Nov 29, 2006 at 11:57 am
Dear god, you were drinking, and dancing on a pole, common sence would tell you to be CAREFULL. She should’nt get pissy because she fell, she should stop and think about what exactly she was doing, it was her own damn fault.
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