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The San Francisco Treat

November 27th, 2007 · 6 Comments

This week, one news outlet in San Francisco turned their attention to one of the most interesting “frivolous” lawsuits not just in their city’s history, but in the nation’s history.

CBS 5 tracked down the “Cable Car Nymphomaniac,” a woman who in 1964 became incredibly randy after a cable car accident.

She claims the accident gave her an unquenchable sexual appetite and drove her to have sex with over 100 men. Ironically, she became the second most ridden attraction in San Francisco after the cable cars.

Her story reached a fever pitch after the lawsuit listed the names of the men she had sex with that included a 20-something Bill Clinton, a 30-year-old Bob Packwood and Jude Law when he was a zygote.

She asked for $500,000 from the city and got $50,000 and then disappeared. Apparently, the phone number she gave to everyone just turned out to be an Arby’s in Modesto.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 john // Dec 1, 2007 at 1:42 am

    That isn’t irony…but it’s funny!

  • 2 Billy // Dec 12, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    crazy

  • 3 Crest // Dec 23, 2007 at 10:54 pm

    I’m drawn betwen laughing and raising my eyebrows…

  • 4 UnclearFizzyCyst // Dec 28, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    I’m obviously in the wrong job…

  • 5 ronilb // Mar 26, 2008 at 11:08 am

    how did riding a cable car make her horny i dont understand

  • 6 Schultz // Apr 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    $50 thou and 100 men!!!! Not bad… Alot of other prostitutes don’t make around $500 bucks a throw. Or, a very cheap whore because she f–ked a whole city of tax payers out of the money.. Gees and none of them even got a kiss to go along with the f–king.

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