Dumb Lawsuits

Normally the words “Jello” and “college dormitory” have my full attention and undying enthusiasm. Meet the lawsuit that made college Jello wrestling more frustrating to watch than a scrambled Playboy Channel.

According to WNBC, a judge threw out a lawsuit against New York University filed by a student who claimed they were responsible for his injuries sustained during a Jello wrestling competition.

Well clearly NYU is responsible since they didn’t teach this kid any common sense.

The student claimed in the suit the university is responsible for his injuries because they allowed the event to happen. Well then they should be allowed for every bad thing that happens. NYU should be held responsible for every student getting drunk and slapped with a public urination ticket. NYU should be held responsible for every snooty art house student film their film school cranks out like bad sausage. NYU should be held responsible for every time a student misses their 8 a.m. class because they prefer sleep over education. That should help me get my degree back.

One lawyer said after the judge tossed the suit that this case really “broke the mold.” Half of the press wet themselves and sued the attorney for damages for the hilarious pun.