Dumb Lawsuits

We often see lawsuits filed by asses. It’s a pretty common thing around the office. But this is the first time that an actual “ass” files a lawsuit against another ass. What a day. It looks like Santa finally got my letter.

(From ProWrestling.com) — The creators of the animated series “Assy McGee” have a filed a lawsuit against WWE over the “Mr. McMahon’s Kiss My Ass” cartoon, which debuted recently on WWE.com. “Assy McGee” is an animated sitcom featuring Assy McGee, a vigilante police officer who is literally a walking pair of buttocks. The series premiered on November 26, 2006 for the Cartoon Network’s late-night “Adult Swim” block.

Michael Cole, who oversees WWE.com, asked one of his staffers to come up with a creative idea that Vince McMahon would like. Whoever came up with the idea decided to rip off the Adult Swim show. Furthermore, a few of the storylines used for the McMahon cartoon were blatantly stolen from “Assy McGee.” To make matters worse for McMahon, the Cartoon Network is owned by Turner Broadcasting, his old rival.

Wait, does this mean those wrestling plotlines are fake? Man, I feel so cheated.

The story says the stories were part of an online Flash cartoon about Vince’s own butt, a striking similarity to the “Assy McGee” series about a street tough New York cop who is a giant walking butt. It’s like “The Shield” except the starring role is a giant walking butt.
But the Cartoon Network is owned by Ted Turner, one of McMahon’s biggest rivals and the story says that more than likely, the WWE will have to pay a big fat fee to the Turner company for lifting the story lines…in a STEEL CAGE MATCH OF PAIN! THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY…