Summer is just around the corner and that means families will reignite their love and affection for one another by piling into a small American car and driving 500 miles without working air conditioning in 2,000 degree heat to a place designed to suck more money out of their pockets that some kind of money sucking vacuum.
But don’t fret. Some families have learned how to recoup their lawsuits against amusement parks by filing some strange lawsuits. The Orlando Sentinel compiled some of the stranger suits filed against parks from their neck of the woods.
One attendee of the Magic Kingdom claimed he was falsely arrested when he “joked” about having a bomb in his bags. So thank this man, America. From now on, everyone going to Disneyworld will have to undergo a full cavity search.
Another man at Disneyworld claimed an employee told him he was standing in the wrong line, fainted from humiliation and injured himself from the fall. I wonder if the same thing happened to him when his lawsuit hit the newspapers.
32 responses so far ↓
1 Juliana // May 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Okay, I want both of these lawsuits to go to trial and be selected for the jury; jury foreman, if possible. After we jurors simply walked out and then directly back in (there is no thinking in these cases), the lawsuit would be summarily dismissed. Disneyworld and Florida (or California?) would then present their joint lawsuits against the individuals for defamation, loss of revenue, blah, blah, blah. And anyone who has been to Disneyland since and been subjected to a search can sue the idiot.. sorry, individual who “joked” about a bomb.
2 Sydney // May 29, 2009 at 8:13 pm
all this is gayy !!! that idiot knew that they would take strong precaution… EVERYONE DOES!!!
3 Fred // May 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Unfortunately… not everyone is smart enough to understand the concept of joking… Silly string is funny, Bombs are not. Falling from a tree is funny, bombs are not… you see where I’m going with this. The man isn’t smart enough to understand the concept.
4 KK // Jun 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Well… There is one thing I have to say.
People are dumb!
Why?! Would you “joke” bout a bomb!? I mean come on! I agree with Fred. There are people at there that dont understand the concept of joking. And I think he is just as dumb as Bush. I remember him saying: The one question that is rarely asked: Is our children getting enough education?
Yeah Bush, Is they getting enough education? The point is, people really should think BEFORE they talk.
~KK~
5 TT // Aug 27, 2009 at 12:27 am
How dumb can 1 person be.. seriously? Nothing about a bomb is funny.. NO MATTER WHAT!!!! People need 2 sub humor for education n common freakin sense!!!!
6 Pedro // Oct 19, 2009 at 10:24 pm
dude pimples get dummer and dummer (yes i know i mispelled it) every day what the crap is wrong with that dude????!?!?!?!?!!?!?
7 alexandra // Nov 10, 2009 at 10:41 pm
that dude is dumb for jokin about a bomb
8 kahlyn // Nov 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm
hi did u know this website is gay and i would not read it do u even read your own websites i you don’t you really should because you might find out that it is gay to the max
9 gt // Nov 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm
you know if their dumb for reading the sites then that makes you dumb for coming and reading it yourself. your reading it…your commenting on it…think about it
10 MUSCLEMAN // Dec 7, 2009 at 7:57 am
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11 David // Dec 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Why hasn’t this website posted up a new dumb lawsuit in over six months?
12 Steve // Feb 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Joking about a bomb is not a good idea… especially these days.
Check out this blog with Weird and Dumb Lawsuits
13 Tianna // Mar 5, 2010 at 11:54 pm
… Uh, hello? You’re suing because some guy actually did his job to ensure the safety of everyone else that is surrounding you? You must not have sounded like you were joking about “the bomb” if someone panicked about it. And fainting from YOUR humilation is really just YOU, not the park because you wanted to stand where (there was probably a sign saying you shouldnt get out of the line like that) you shouldnt have.
14 alexa // Mar 23, 2010 at 8:55 pm
hehe… what a BUTT NUGGET! who would joke about a bomb in there luggage?? haha… dude…. dont even bring up the B word around mickey and minnie… they r very emotinal:)
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16 David // May 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm
When are they gonna put up a new lawsuit? It’s no fun reading the same lawsuits over and over again!
17 Paolo // Jun 15, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I agree with whatever MUSCLEMAN said! lol
18 Bomb // Jul 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm
You buncha lameass fucks. Pull that stick out you ass and get a sense of humor you pathetic bitches.
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Hey David, check out http://www.WeirdLawsuits.com. This site has tons of weird and dumb lawsuits.
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